Monday, May 24, 2010

Episode 9- It's About to be a Girl Fight....well, not really..

Nicole Fields thinks some females are just trifling..you walk around like you da shyt but let me tell you everyone else that its all a front! Updated on Thursday
Erica Gary Yes gurl.. we all know the truth!
Lauryn Woods Ppl be stuntin and frontin..haha..Don't even
worry about it..Karma is a beotch!


Brianna Melvin I walk around like I'm da shyt becuz I am.. if you'd spend less time hatin on me and more time worryin abt urs, maybe ur man wouldnt be steppin out on you! Silly broad Updated on Thursday
Tony TeeMan Green I think I know who you're
talkin about..lol..
Andrea Story And dont he?? A damn shame I tell ya.. but
some females will never learn..oh wellz..


Brianna Melvin Hilarious that you claim your man luvs you yet he's always doggin you..When are you goin to realize how dumb you look?? I can't stop laughing...haha.. Updated on Friday

Nicole Fields if you got somethin to say to me, say it to my face! Don't go round talkin behind my back becuz trust it will get back to me..You know where to find me! Updated on Friday


Alums of Grambling State University, Nicole Fields and Brianna Melvin are now twenty-six year old working women and mothers. There are several tagged photos of the two of them together and over 30 mutual friends, which suggest that, at one point in time, the two were really close. Both now reside in New Orleans, LA and both are nurses (thankfully in two different areas) at Tulane University Hospital. Even still, with as many mutual friends and opportunities to see each other and have a grown-up sit down, its quite interesting that the two have resorted to Facebook to have their "conversation."

Nicole Fields just hates fake ppl...Go ahead and rock all the designer clothes and keep spendin your little paycheck in the mall..When we already know you broke and spendin ur child support checks for them outfits.. Updated on Saturday
Tricia White Weren't we talkin about that the other
day..a hot mess!People and their priorities..tsk..
Nicole Fields Yes we were..I can't stand when people try to act all high and mighty when theyre doing some shady stuff themselves
Tricia White I know! And they call themselves a woman..Girl,dont stress over that immature mess..You handle your business like a real woman. Keep doing you!


Brianna Melvin Don't be mad bcuz ur baby DADDIES wont give you money. Uggh..How old are we again? Don't you have somethin better to do than to worry about me? I dont have time for childish games with childish ppl...get a life! Updated on Saturday


**Grown women..'facebook fighting'?? How about we put all that passive-aggressiveness to the side and actually confront people if you have a problem with them? And yes, even though you dont say exactly who you're talking about, we all know who it is..While it may be a bit amusing, it is completely immature for BOTH parties involved..**

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Episode 8- Can I Buy a Clue?

Sara Brigham I hate that things like this always seem to happen to me... but I trust I'll get through it just like I did before Updated on Sunday.
Marie Levy What's going on Sara? You need to talk? Call me!
Dennis Hall U need me to beat someone up? Lemme know..

Sara Brigham Sometimes I don't know what to say..everyday it's something new..sigh.. Updated Monday

Sara Brigham I can't believe people! I mean, really? Did you think I wouldn't find out? And you call yourself a friend?? Updated on Tuesday
Krystal Collins Who you talking about? Do I know her? Is it who I think it is?
Sara Brigham Depends on who you think it is..lol.. but I doubt it..



Sara Brigham Only if I would've listened to my instincts...wouldn't be in this mess.. Updated on Wednesday

Sara Brigham hopes the news is good..don't think I can handle any bad news today Updated on Thursday.
Tracie Blue OMG, what's the matter Sara???
Jose Suarez I'll be praying for you Sara..
Marianne Smith Are you sick?
Erin Garrens Call me!! I tried calling you but it keeps going to voicemail..Hope you're okay!


Twenty-nine year old physician's assistant, Sara Brigham, spends most of her free time playing with her dog Cinnamon, a 3yr old collie. You can find them both out by the lake catching some sun or possibly on the boat doing some fishing with her dad and boyfriend, Jake near their home in Cape Cod, Mass.


Sara Brigham sigh.. just wanting things to work out...Can I finally get a break? Updated on Saturday


**Do you mean to be so ambiguous? Do you merely want attention?? I feel I can speak for myself when I say that most of us do not get on Facebook wanting to play 21 questions to figure out what's going on in your life..Either tell us what exactly is going on..or please keep it to yourself!

Episode 7-- So You a Thug Now?

Ricardo Perez Man, I be thuggin'..I be fresh..I be clean..With some Gucci shades and J's you ain't never seen...You don't wanna fck with me..I learned from the streets..I carry my heat.. Updated on Tuesday 3 people like this


Ricardo Perez I tell 'em ride on 'em!..Then they ride on 'em!..Get the line on 'em and squeeze the .9 on 'em!..Head shot, .40-Glock blow his mind on him.... Headin out wit my crew 2nite..get at us! Updated on Friday
Juan Velez Yo my nigga!! Where ya'll goin'? Txt me!
Ricardo Perez We headin 2 da strip! Cum roll wit us dawg!


Ricardo Perez Nigga we are, so ready 4 the war..C-A-R-T-E-R, put the beat in the ER...I'm colder than BR..add another 3 R's..watch me like a D-V-D-V-C-R..pump to your chest, I ain't talkin CPR.. Updated on Sunday

Ricardo Perez Gotta get my hustle on....Da block is def hot 2day! Updated Monday.


Ricardo and his 'crew' have spent much of their weekends out and about around town snapping pictures of themselves doing various activities. A quick look through one of his most recently added albums, you'll see Ricardo and his friends posing in front of their Chevy Impala lowriders, holding up the West side signs..Each of them have their own bling encrusted medallions around their necks.."Thugged out" reads the caption..A few of the crew are flashing their 'grillz' as well... Upon further examination however, one can get a closer look on who Ricardo really is. Several of his tagged photos include him and other members of Scranton Preparatory School's National Honor Society and Beta Club, as well as several of him tagged by his older sister, Gabby, of their family's Memorial Day bbq outside of their home in the Green Ridge neighborhood of Scranton, Pennsylvania.

Ricardo Perez I did what I wanted, niggas did what they could..A lion wouldn't cheat but a Tiger would..I only keep real niggas in my stable..A million dollar chain, I'm feeling like Gucci's label..So icy I really don't care Updated on Wednesday 6 people like this


**So you're on the Honor Roll yet still wanna consider yourself a 'thug'?? Riiight..Really, who are you trying to fool?

Monday, May 10, 2010

Episode 6 - Common Cents

Taylor Walker Thinks everyone should always say what's truely on they're minds..Those that matter, won't mind..and those that mind, don't matter.. Updated on Tuesday. 8 people like this

Taylor Walker About to loose my mind waiting in line at the bank...definately didn't think it would take this long..It's always when your in a rush that you have to slow down..I guess God has a funny since of humor.. Updated on Wednesday.

Taylor Walker Threw with work for the week! About to take a much needed brake and relax..maybe go out on the town...its always said: Work hard, play harder..i definately need too! Updated on Thursday.

A graduate from the University of Colorado at Denver, Taylor Walker has put his degree to work and become part of the presitigous team at Psomas, one of the leading engineering firms in the area. Taylor isn't just all work, work, work..His interests include sky-diving, rock climbing, jijitsu, and running marathons. Several photo albums on his page--ranging from a recent weekend trip to Lake Tahoe to a graduation present trip to Ireland, Spain and Germany--illustrate just how active he is in his free time.

Taylor Walker Back from Mexico...dont want to except that the work week is starting again..I got my piece of mind refreshed so I think I can make it..Their not going to stress me out this week at all!..I fill too good! Updated on Sunday 3 people like this


Taylor Walker Greatful for such a wonderful girlfriend! Told her that I'd forgotten my wallet at home and instead of making me weight til I got home for dinner, she bought me lunch! Gonna def hold on to her..dont wanna loose a good thing! love ya babes :) Updated on Monday 2 people like this
Gabby Sanchez Aww..Luv ya too!



Taylor Walker Not sure weather to leave work early or if I should get in some overtime..Trying to move foreword in the company...Gotta keep on keeping on! Updated on Monday


**I hear often that common sense isn't very common..and even the most book smart people can be fools sometimes..The next time you go to write a status, do me a favor..grab a dictionary (or go to dictionary.com if you so choose)and make sure what YOU'RE typing DEFINITELY makes SENSE!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Episode 5- Say What?!

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Will.I.am Jackson ILY 2 BaE!!
Tiffani Minaj Brown ii cAnT w8 2 c yA h0ez!!

Carrie MisZNDahPeNdenT Nicholls c/o 2014 N dis bEyotch! iN tHa LiBRaRy LoOkIN aT A ReAlli FuNNi vid oNliNe..toLd dha liBraRian iTz 4 cLaSS but itZ Not ReAlli 4 cLaSS- Updated 7hrs ago.

Carrie MisZnDahPeNdenT Nicholls ii D0nT HaV t!mE FaKe peEpz..!f ur n0t REaLz..pLz STaY 0UT mII WaY W!T alL OF Ya DRaMa Updated 6hrs ago .
Ashlee Banks ii n0e!! ii gEt sooo tIRed of h0ez n mii bizness oR cUmN @ m3 wIt aLl dAt sHyt..sTay 0vA dEre!! LMAO



Carrie Nicholls is your typical teenager, bogged down with the weights of life: school, boys, and...that's about it. However, she is concluding her last year in middle school and about to enter high school. And, everyone knows that becoming a freshmen is right up there with finding the cure to cancer or creating world peace...i.e, "very serious." But, no worries, she makes sure to keep everyone updated on the complexities and 'struggles' of her day to day routines.




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Carrie MisZnDahPeNdenT Nicholls GeTTn rEady 4 qt wItt MaH bae!! wE g0nNa go c nIghTMare 0n eLm sT!! ILY! tHanX 2 mii p0pz 4 gEtN oUr t!cKtz! :)..jUst wiSh hE'd huRRy bacc aLrEady!! Updated 3 hr ago

Carrie MisZnDahPeNdeNt Nicholls Juss mAde iT bAcc iN..sAw dem hAtn h0ez 4rm sK00l gIvn m3 n mii bAe da eVil eYe..bUt daTz k00l..hE'z ALL mine! dNt g!t iT tWiSted! hEaDn 2 bEd.. Updated 20mins ago .


** Is everyone 18 and under a secret spy for the CIA?? Is that the purpose of talking in code?? Is there a special class you take to learn how to do that?? Just so many questions..so many questions...but WHY?? I have a headache trying to decipher this stuff, so I don't even bother...

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Episode 4- Hallelujah and Hoes

Tyrik Jones is up and gettin ready for church. Thank God for all my blessings( my job and steady paycheck and my beautiful baby girl). Hope everyone has a blessed day. Remember ‘this is the day the Lord has made.. Updated on Sunday.

Tyrik JonesHappy Monday FB fam!Got to work and the boss called me into his office...was a bit worried until he told me he wanted to talk to me about a PROMOTION!All praises go to Jesus!! “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.. Updated on Monday 10 people like this
Kara MimsCongrats Tyrik! That’s great!
Moe WilliamsAmen! That’s whats up bro!
Nicole BlkBarbie Tates Can I borrow $5? j/k ...I’m happy for you!


Residing in the nation’s capital, Tyrik Jones recently relocated from LA to his current job at a local accounting firm. Just a glance at his page and one can easily infer that his love for his daughter is tremendous. Besides his profile picture, which is of his daughter sleeping soundly on his chest, there are several albums dedicating to the many milestones of 3yr old Brittanie’s life. His world, his reason for breathing he says.

Tyrik Jones IF THIS BYTCH TRIES TO KEEP ME FROM MY CHILD ONE MORE TIME!!>I HATE SCANDALOUS HOES.. WAT THE FUCC?!I’LL LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR MY LITTLE GIRL AND U WANNA PLAY SOME CHILDISH A$$ GAMES..MAN, FUCC DIS SHYT! Updated on Tuesday
Pat Mitchell Yo man.. don’t let that broad keep you down
Tyrik Jones Its da same shyt wit her all the time..fuccin tired of the drama


Tyrik Jones Been waiting on this crazy a$$ chic for a whole hr now!! She fuccin wastin my time AGAIN! Wish I could just take my babygirl and move to a diff country.. Tired of havin to deal with the shyt everytime i wanna spend time with my child! Updated on Tuesday

Tyrik Jones Different day.. same shyt...Thank God its almost the weekend Updated on Thursday

Tyrik Jones out for drinks with the fellas...came to relax but these lame a$$ niqqas in here wanna start shyt..I need a fuccin vacation from everything Updated on Friday

Tyrik Jones Spending the wknd at home with my angel.. watching her sleep and feeling beyond blessed. Words can’t express the love I have for my little girl. God is good..all the time.. Updated on Saturday


**No one's perfect..not even the holiest of the holy...but consistency is key..One minute you're singing the hallelujah chorus and then the next it's fucc da bytches?? What's really going on?

Episode 3- No Time to Kill

Jeremy Harris has 2 exams and an English paper due in the mornin..uggh.. got a D on my last Chem test..maybe I shud be studyin. Updated 12 hrs ago.

It’s the end of the semester and, like many other college students, 19 year old Jeremy Harris is dealing with the crunch of final exam and papers. With the beautiful spring weather and the plethora of end of the year parties at UNC Chapel Hill , Jeremy is fighting off many temptations and distractions. Having been a straight A student all throughout high school, Jeremy has vowed to continue his collegiate career with an outstanding GPA as well. After his first semester, and much to his dismay, his straight A streak had unfortunately ended. Jeremy, as well as his parents, was surprised to see several C’s and D’s among his final grades. “I don’t understand what happened,” he told them, “I study hard for every test and turn in all my assignments on time."

Jeremy Harris is now friends with Brittanie Dowdy, Faith Dennis, and 12 other people.Updated about 12 hrs ago.

Jeremy Harris
Jeremy just poached a little too much halibut in Cafe World! Jeremy’s chef special a JJ’s Place is Herbed Halibut today, but customers from Fishville are in and refuse to eat it! Jeremy is going to give 100 servings to each of his friends before they spoil! 11hrs ago via Café World Comment Get halibut


Jeremy Harris
Jeremy just saved Wayne's Giant Dino Egg in Cafe World!
Wayne’s kitchen was a mess, but Jeremy came to the rescue! With a little bit of spice, spoiled Giant Dino Egg is now ready to serve! To celebrate, Jeremy is sharing 100 servings with all his friends! 11hrs ago via Café World Get Dino Eggs


Jeremy Harris became a fan of After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W T F, Reading Someone’s status and thinking ‘oh shut the hell up’ and 14 other profiles. Updated 10 hrs ago.


Jeremy Harris
Jeremy needs help to Violently Break Up a Campaign Rally on Mafia Wars. Friends get a bonus for helping.9hrs ago via Mafia Wars Help Jeremy out.


Jeremy Harris
Jeremy helped Derrick fight off an Ultra-National Gang on Mafia Wars and wants you to help too. Friends get a bonus for helping.
8hrs ago via Mafia Wars Help Jeremy’s friend.


Jeremy Harris is now attending Party Hard, Party HarderUpdated 7 hrs ago.


Jeremy Harris > Cal Taylor Man, its 3 and I still haven’t started on that English paper..have u started? I wonder if he’d give an extension or sumthin?Updated 5hrs ago

Cal TaylorShyt... I only got 2 pgs... how many pages is it spose to be?
Jeremy Harris I think 6 pgs...ughhh I wasn't there last week at all... I don't feel like doin it
Cal Taylor You owe me a match on Madden...since ur not writing...bring your ass downstairs now!
Jeremy Harris Bring it beotch!


Jeremy Harris just woke up.. THREE HOURS late…missed both my exams and now have 20mins to finish a SIX page paper..FML.. Updated 10 mins ago




**You wanna make it to next semester? Maybe graduate in less than 6yrs?? How about working on those time management skills instead of playing Chef Boyardee??

Episode 2- Priorities Please

Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Miller is luvin her fam an her hubby..you hatin’ hoes can just kiss my a$$. Updated on Monday.

Shawanda, a 24 year old native of Detroit, is a stay at home mother of five whose interests include “hangin out with my gyrlz, takin care of my babies, and spendin’ time with my boo.”She has been linked “in a relationship with” (not “married to”) to 20yr old Curtis Wayne for about a year. Her favorite books are anything by Zane and The Coldest Winter Ever.In her about me section she quotes:<

Uhh, you want a bad bitch? Trina's the baddest
And I'm thick and fine from the cornbread and the cabbage, a savage
I would give you my number so you can have this
But I don't need the stalkin, prank calls or the madness
My ass like WHOA, my goodies incred-ible
I'm in this cheerleader skirt, and these legs flexible
You flippin and pushin and pushin to flip it
You can have an old lady, if I want you I ain't trippin
I got, my own money own cars own house
I can cook a meal same time and turn a nigga out
I'm the, example of what you want up on your team
But these Dior bags and my time gon' cost cream, uhh
Now I ain't gotta meet your momma, gimme dollars
Gimme Gucci, gimme Chanel, pearls and gimme Prada, uhh
A hood chick, I got yo' man, what a tragedy
He give me his paper to his plastic, I'm a bad bitch


Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Miller is on her grown woman status..You silly broadz aint got nothin’ onme..Don’t be mad cuz I can stay home an take care of mine..while you out their workin forchump change..Trickz r 4 kidz! Updated 11 hrs ago.

Trisha ParkerTell em! Hoes always hatin when you got it goin on and they don’t.I ain’t mad atcha! Imma come by and see you and the kids when I get off.
Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Miller Aight..just lemme know when.. Im bout to hit up the mall and get an outfit for this wknd.. Me and Tawanna goin clubbin’..u rollin with us? We gonna be sum fly bytches!


Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Millerlisted A'quidishana Miller, Trelaurenz Miller, K’yiama Tates, Tre’shaun Riley, and A’zayir Wayne as her children.Updated 11 hrs ago.

Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Miller has posted a new photo album My Babyiezz..
Included in this album are snapshots of her children. Several of her daughters, who seemingly are all under 6yrs old , each rocking heavy lip gloss with the infamous hands on the hip pose throwing up the peace sign. Her two sons are ‘fresh to def rocking their Jays’..from head to toe...Captioned underneath the pictures: “ain’t my babyiezz sexii? I already noe..bye hataz!’’ and for the girls “Dey already chuckin da deuces to all u hatin hoez”


Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Miller bout to go 2 dinner wit my baby daddy...lovin the way he luvs me..dont care wat da hatas say..he’s all MINE..so all u thirsty bytches can go kick rocks!Updated 4hrs ago.


**You're a lady--in fact, a mother with kids-- so could you possibly focus on being an adult and raising your children and instead of spending so much energy addressing the 'haters'? Just saying..