Saturday, July 24, 2010

Episode 12- The Voices in Her Head

NaTasha Howard if everything is made in China, are we Chinese? Updated on Friday
Mysa Pane Hahaha..you're so silly!
Derrick Howard I swear you're adopted..end of story

NaTasha Howard Whatever happens, don't let go of my hand Updated on Friday 6 people like this

NaTasha Howard He makes me wanna leave the one I'm with..start a new relationship... Updated on Saturday
Sherry Barnes Ooh..girl, who are YOU talkin' about?
Brandy Douglass Hmm..is this who I think it is? I bet it is! lol
Khalia Gregg Drama, drama, drama...:)


NaTasha Howard Wonders why there is no tini in my Apple martini..it's more of a lotti..an Apple marlotti..hmm.. Updated on Sunday 3 people like this
Mark Winters Probably so u can get alotta drunk..lmao
Christian Scott I'm just hoping you have a DD..we all know you cant drive sober..lol..



NaTasha Howard is a twenty-five year old 9th grade English teacher. She spends her free time painting or crafting or anything which lets her be creative. She loves cooking for her friends and family and absolutely adores her two year old Yorkie Poo, Roxy. Considered the life of the party, she's always making her friends laugh with her random jokes and witty sarcasm.


NaTasha Howard "What's that?" "Silly Bandz".."What?" "They're bracelets. I like them." "I will slap them Silly Bandz off your wrist!" Updated on Monday 4 people like this


NaTasha Howard "If u luv someone let them go, if they come bk 2 u, they urs--" wth? What is he? A boomerang that's just going to whip around some trees and come bk? Who comes up with this stuff? Updated on Tuesday 3 people like this

Allison Gray Only you..lol
Jai Howard Omg ur so stupid..


NaTasha Howard I see your brown eyes..every time I close mine.. Updated on Wednesday

NaTasha Howard I like corny..I'm looking for corny in my life..


*Sometimes, just sometimes, statuses are random. They have no hidden messages, aren't a secret 'cry for help', or anything of the like. Some times random thoughts just pop in my head and I'll share them with the world...that is all..

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

1.5- Mia's Story

"So what time do you get off work tonight?" Mia asked. She held the phone to her ear with her shoulder as she struggled to hold a bag of groceries in her arm and unlock the door.
"Umm..6 I think," Darren answered, clicking on the keyboard in the background. "What do you have planned?"
"I can't tell you that. It's a surprise. A special anniversary surprise." Mia sat the bag of groceries on the kitchen table and began unpacking the food she'd bought. "So, let's say 8'oclock..I'll see you then?"
"Aight. That'll work. See you then."

After hanging up the phone, Mia wasted no time in getting started with dinner. She and Darren had been together, this time, for three months today and she wanted to celebrate. She'd left campus right after her last class and headed straight to the grocery store to pick up food to make Darren's favorite dinner- baked salmon,grilled asparagus, and roasted potatoes. With the bottle of champagne on ice, she got to work on preparing the meal. While she was in the middle of peeling potatoes, her phone rang.

"Hey girl, what are you doing?" It was her best friend Katrina.
"Cooking dinner for Darren." Mia heard an exasperated sigh on the other end.
"Ugh..I'm not even going to say anything."
"What? Speak your mind." Mia sat the potato in her hand down and put her hands on her hip.
"Nothing..go ahead..get your Martha Stewart on. Just hope he appreciates what you're doing this time," Katrina rolled her eyes at the thought.
"People change Trina. Give him a break."
"Okay..fine..I didn't call to argue about this. We still going out tomorrow?"
"Uh.." Mia started.
"Uh what? You dissing me for Darren again, aren't you?"
"I'm not dissing you. He asked me earlier today if I wanted to go to the movies tomorrow and I said yeah. I mean, it's our anniversary weekend." Mia continued peeling potatoes. There was another sigh in the background.
"Sure. Cool. Well I'll talk to you later then Mia."
"Okay girl.. I need to finish this food. But we'll get together, I promise."


7:45. Darren had called twenty minutes ago to let Mia know he was on his way to her apartment. Everything was ready. Mia had candles lit around the apartment, rose petals leading to the bedroom for "dessert", and had spent the last ten minutes primping in the mirror. She'd bought a sexy dress the day before just for tonight. As she glanced at the clock on her phone, she was certain Darren would be pleasantly surprised when he saw her. She went back into the kitchen to check on the food. Thinking she'd heard a knock, she rushed over to the door and looked out the peephole. No one was there. She looked over at the clock on the stove. 7:55. It was only a ten minute drive from Darren's apartment to hers, fifteen at most if there was traffic. But it was a Thursday night, there shouldn't have been much traffic. No worries, maybe he'd stopped by the store on the way over.

8:50. Mia looked at her phone as she nervously tapped her nails on the table. She'd promised herself that she wouldn't overreact. She knew there had to be a good reason as to why Darren was late. She wanted to call but decided against it; he'd call--better yet, he'd come soon. Ten minutes later, still no Darren. She decided she would call just to check on him and dialed his number. It went straight to voicemail. Thinking maybe he was attempting to call her at the same time, she hung up, waited a few seconds and called again. Voicemail again. Mia looked at the candles that had nearly melted all the way down and tried to keep calm. She looked at her phone and dialed Darren's number again. Again it went to voicemail. "Damn him!" she yelled, slamming her phone on the table. She grabbed an oven mitt and yanked the pan of fish from the oven, tossing it angrily on the stove. She did the same with both the asparagus and potatoes she had left in the oven to keep warm. As she was walking around blowing out the last of candles which hadn't already burned out, her phone rang.

"Hello!" she yelled in the phone, not even bothering to look at the caller i.d
"Whoa..why are you yelling in the phone?" It was Katrina. Now it was Mia who sighed.
"I'm waiting on Darren. He hasn't called and his phone is going to voicemail so I don't know if something happened."
"Hmm.. when was the last you talked to him? What time was he supposed to be coming over?"
"He called around 7:15 saying he was on his way. He was supposed to be here at 8 and now," Mia glanced at her phone, "it's damn near 10 o'clock!"
"Calm down. I'm sure he has good reason for not calling yet. Don't flip out. I'll come over. If he's not there by the time I get there, we'll just go out and get drinks. Screw him." Mia sighed again.
"Okay, See you in a few."

About ten minutes later, there was a knock at the door. Momentarily Mia's frustration simmered as she silently hoped it was Darren. She smoothed down the front of her dress as she opened the door. It was Katrina.

"So I guess he's not here," she said, walking in and looking at the remnants of the romantic dinner that would go unappreciated. She took a potato from the pan and bit into it. "Mmm, this is good. Let me find out you really know how to cook." She ate the remainder of it and grabbed another.
"I can't believe he hasn't called. We talked all week about tonight. I called him earlier to remind him. He called to say he was ON HIS WAY, and he's still not here. I wonder if something happened. Maybe I should go to his apartment?"
"Hold on, I'mma just bring this pan of potatoes..they're good as hell. No need to waste food," Katrina mumbled as she picked up the pan and headed out the door.

Mia, Katrina, and the pan of potatoes piled into Mia's car and drove to Darren's apartment. Mia had tried calling him again before leaving, but again it went to voicemail. She tried to control her anger as she sped down Abercorn Street, changing lanes without signaling and cursing the cars in front of her that kept slowing down. Finally making it to Darren's apartment complex, she slowed down as she neared his building.

"His car's not here. What the hell?" Mia parked in an empty spot and turned off the car. "I'll be right back." She went upstairs and knocked on his door. A few seconds later, his roommate Calvin opened the door.
"What's up Mia?" he asked, pulling down his shirt and glancing over his shoulder down the hallway to his bedroom.
"Darren here?"
"Nah, he left out a while ago." Mia noticed Calvin was wearing only one sock and his basketball shorts seemed to be on backwards.
"Did he say where he went?"
"Nope. You tried calling him?" Calvin shifted his weight from his right to left leg and leaned against the door. Mia heard a Trey Songz song on the stereo get louder in the back. Calvin glanced over his shoulder again.
"Is he here?" Katrina asked, walking up behind Mia, still munching on the potatoes. "Oh hey, Calvin..what's going on?"
"Hey T..I was just telling Mia that Darren ain't here..Soo.." He looked at both girls waiting for them to say something. Katrina looked at Calvin and noticed his disheveled look.
"Oooh...Calvin's got company!" She laughed. "Play on playa. Come on Mia, let's go get some drinks. All them potatoes, I'm thirsty now."


As they walked back downstairs to her car, Mia tried calling Darren again. Frustrated, she tossed her phone in the backseat and started the car and sped off. Katrina didn't bother saying anything as they rode through town, seemingly going nowhere in particular. Finally, Mia pulled into a gas station and got out the car without speaking. With a lap full of napkins, Katrina gathered her mess and got out to put it in the trash. A quick breeze blew a few of the napkins out her hand and behind Mia's car. "Ah crap," she mumbled as she walked over to pick them up. When she stood up again, she glanced over at the McDonald's parking lot next to the gas station and froze.

"Uh..Mia?"
"Yeah?" Mia stopped pumping gas and turned towards Katrina.
"Isn't that Darren's car right there?" She pointed to a black Nissan Maxima with a black and gold A Phi A license frame parked in front of McDonald's.
"What the..?" Mia twisted the knob on her gas tank and closed the door. "He can't be serious? Get in the car."
"Oh man..I really wasn't counting on catching a charge tonight. Guess it beats sitting at home watching Grey's Anatomy," Katrina said to herself as she got back inside the car and Mia drove off.

Maybe because the drive over was less than a minute, or because she was infuriated beyond comprehension, but it hadn't crossed her mind what she would do once she got inside and saw Darren. She slammed her car door and stormed inside and quickly scanned the area. There was Darren and some girl she was sure she'd seen around campus before, sitting in a corner booth just laughing and giggling. Mia took a quick breath and walked over to the table, Katrina walking quickly behind her.

"Darren! What the hell's going on?" Mia stopped at the table and turned toward Darren, whose back was turned toward the door so he didnt see her walking up.
"Oh shit, Mia! Hey..what's up?" Darren looked surprised, but still remained calm.
"What's up?! Are you serious right now? Did we not have plans? You called and said you were on your way and then turn your phone off. I'm sitting at home cooking for you and you're sitting here eating a damn Big Mac!" Mia pushed the empty Big Mac into Darren's lap.
"Yo! Why you tripping? Let me explain what happened.."
"Oh, I'd love to hear this story..'See what had happened was..'. You're just real foul D..Mia does not deserve this mess," Katrina said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Stay out of this Trina. You don't know what you're talking about. It has nothing to do with you." Darren stood up abruptly.
"What?? I'm suppose to be scared of you?? Nigga, you feelin' froggy then jump! Forget what you think you know, I will lay your ass out right here between the Golden Arches." Katrina was barely 5'5 and Darren towered over her standing about 6 feet even. Nevertheless, she was definitely a force not to be reckoned with. He stared at her for a second and then looked to Mia.
"Baby, can we talk about this? I can explain. See, I was on my way over to your spot and then got a call from Danielle..We work together and--"
"Save it Darren. I don't wanna hear it." Mia pushed Darren from in her front of her and for the first time looked at the girl who was sitting in the booth with him. "Hope you enjoyed your dinner." She then turned and walked out. After exchanging a few disgusted looks with both Darren and Danielle, Katrina followed out behind her.

The two drove back to Mia's apartment in silence. Katrina helped clean up what was left of the dinner Mia had cooked. Then, they opened up the bottle of champagne and poured themselves a glass. After about two glasses, they finally started to talk.

"He's such an ass..I can't stand him," Mia sipped the last of the champagne and refilled her glass.
"I agree. Totally.He's so stupid. Damn, I should've gotten a McFlurry before we left out of there," Katrina giggled into her glass.
"I'm done with him. Done. I'm tired of his bull. Did you see that dinner I made for him? I made saked bammon..smaked blammon..saked..dammit, I made fish!" Mia held her glass in the air.
"And taters! Some damn good potaters!" They both laughed hysterically.

7:30. Sunday night. There was a knock at the door. Mia set her Biology book on the table and walked over to look through the peephole. It was Darren. She sighed and debated opening the door. Darren knocked again. Mia unlocked the deadbolt and slowly opened the door. In his arms was a dozen long-stemmed red roses and a small bag in his hand.

"What do you want?" she asked.
"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Danielle called me and was all upset because her ex had broken into her crib and had just spent over an hour dealing with the police and just wanted to talk. I hadn't planned on staying that long. It was stupid. I was wrong. I know it. You don't even have to say it. I just want you to know I'm so sorry and I love you so much baby." Darren handed her the roses. She took them, but still didn't move from in front of the door.
"I haven't heard from you all weekend. I guess you were still consoling your friend huh?"
"I was giving you your space. I knew you were mad and didn't want to talk. I got this for you the other day. Happy Anniversary." He pulled a long black box from the bag in his hand and revealed a diamond bracelet. Mia was impressed, but made sure not to show it.
"Oh. Nice." Mia stood her ground. Darren look at her with his puppy dog face and batted his hazel eyes at her. She tried her best not to smile. He leaned in and kissed her on the nose and then again on her lips. She sighed. He knew exactly how to get to her.
"Sooo.. you going to let me in?" Mia looked at him and turned to look over her shoulder.
"I'm studying. I have an exam in the morning." He leaned over and kissed her again. She sighed again. "Alright fine, but you'll have to be gone by 10."
Darren smiled and walked in.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Episode 11- TMI- We Didn't Ask.. So Don't Tell.

Cynthia Morales Partied soo hard last nite..Drank sooo much..All I remember is throwin up next to some random gurlz from the party..Not sure where my shirt ended up either..haha..this hangover is a beotch though..still had a blast! Updated on Saturday
Maria PRicanMami Alvarez Gurrll Yess!! My feet hurt so bad..Never again am I goin out wit ya..JK.. We should do it again 2nite...lol
Cynthia Morales Call me! U kno I'm dwn! I get off work at 5



Cynthia Morales So you don't pay your child support for over 6 months and you wonder why I'm pissed?!! U were right there in bed with me when our son was made so u need to man up and take care of ur responsibility. Dead beat ass! Milk, diapers..none of that is free! We'll be visitin u in jail soon! Updated on Monday
John Howie Tell em girl! I would go without b4 I let my girls even want for anything..
Selena Morales I told you he was no good..just take him back to court and dont even stress about it
Daria Julian Bastard! I kno how u feel girl.. my baby daddy was trippin too..Had to call the law on him..


Cynthia Morales The boo cleaned the house AND cooked dinner 2nite...just finished our 2nd bottle of Moscato..pull out the box of Magnums..it's going to be a looong nite..gonna show him just how much I luv him ;) Updated on Wednesday 3 people like this
Vicki Turner OOOoohh!! Dat Moscato will do it to you everytime! Go handle ur bizness..lol
Tricia Peres Now you know Jose is not rockin no Magnums..don't be pumpin his head up..well, I guess u r...rotfl...j/k..but still funny
Cynthia Morales @Vicki..yes, yes, and yes!! @Tricia..haha..shut up..I'll let him kno wat u said too..



Cynthia Morales R U f-n kiddin me?? U want a DNA test now?? GTFOH wit that bull..When u were able to come sex me on the regular, you had no question that our son was urs...now that you've been cut off you wanna get stupid?! U can call Maury if you want, but u ARE the FATHER!! Updated on Thursday
Rico Williams Why is he trippin? I hate wack a$$ dudes..
Gina Young Man..this fool is really comin out of left field..Get him for all his paper..
Cynthia Morales Uggh.. I can't stand him.. he hasnt seen his son in over 2mths and now this?! DJ doesn't deserve this..I swear Imma make sure he grows up to be a betta man den his triflin ass poor excuse for a daddy..
Charlene Barnes Don't worry Cyn..DJ is going to be a great man..We'll all make sure of it!


A native of Los Angeles, California, Miss Cynthia Morales has been a hair stylist at Dynamic Do's for about six years. When she's not spending time with her 2 year old son Dorian (DJ), she takes hip hop dance classes and likes to hang out with her girlfriends.

Cynthia Morales Wow..is all I can say..Guess the whole 'keep ur friends close but ur enemies closer' is so true..After 5yrs I thought I could trust you...Mi Hermana...Now I find out ur the one who's been feeding my baby daddy all these lies?? Wonder what else u were doin with him...but kno that Karma is bytch so be on the look out..you'll get urs! Updated on Saturday 2 people like this
Ariana Rodriguez WTH?? R u talkin about Angie?? I knew that chic was suspect..
Selena Morales Oh, I got sumthn for dat a$$...Call me later on
Benita Jones She has too much time on her hands..jealous of what u got goin on..hatas never sleep
Will Stevens You always gotta watch out for those single broads.. always comin over and checkin ur man out on the cool..Listenin when u tell them his problems..den the minute u turn ur back..BAM! they tryin to jump his bones..



**It should be a felony to willfully post such private information in a public forum..and everyone who comments and perpetuates this travesty should be tried as accessories to the crime..If you want to vent, grab a pen and paper and write it down for YOUR own viewing pleasure..this is Facebook, not your diary!**

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Episode 10- Pretentious Much?

Aaron Franklin You must be the change you wish to see in the world Updated on Monday 7 people like this

Aaron Franklin Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go Updated on Monday

Aaron Franklin We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. Updated on Tuesday

Aaron Franklin It doesn't matter how long we may have been stuck in a sense of our limitations. If we go into a darkened room and turn on the light, it doesn't matter if the room has been dark for a day, a week, or ten thousand years - we turn on the light and it is illuminated. Once we control our capacity for love and happiness, the light has been turned on." Updated on Tuesday 5 people like this

Aaron Franklin The way to love anything is to realize it might be lost Updated on Wednesday


A freelance writer working for a local newspaper, Aaron Franklin recently transferred from Brown University after several disagreements and conflicting ideas with his professors, he is currently working on his Ph.D in Ancient Chinese Philosophy at U Penn. A 30-something father of three, he and his wife, Lauryn spend a lot of time giving back to the community by volunteering with homeless shelters and food banks. Before having their children, both Lauryn and Aaron spent time working with the Peace Corps in Malaysia helping build libraries for the local schools.


Aaron Franklin If you are lonely when you are alone, you are in bad company. Updated on Thursday


Aaron Franklin If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything Updated on Friday

Aaron Franklin You might have to break many hearts, hopes, or expectations. You might be bruised, exhausted, or hurt. Painful days, mournful nights, depressing life but at last... you will achieve your aim for which you were born. So... Keep trying!". Updated on Saturday 9 people like this


Aaron Franklin The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you use them Updated on Sunday

Aaron Franklin I've finally come to understand that whatever happens, all those stumbling blocks, all these problems, have nothing to do with real happiness. Happiness is facing yourself and learning to love what you see, flaws and all. It's taking enjoyment just from the process of being human. Updated on Sunday 3 people like this

Aaron Franklin Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising everytime we fall Updated on Sunday

Aaron Franklin Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Updated on Monday


**So you own a couple of Famous Quotes books...or you use that "Quote A Day" calendar you have on your desk at work...maybe even Google a quote when you're bored..I'm all for the occasional inspirational tidbit, but everyday??! We get it already!**

Monday, May 24, 2010

Episode 9- It's About to be a Girl Fight....well, not really..

Nicole Fields thinks some females are just trifling..you walk around like you da shyt but let me tell you everyone else that its all a front! Updated on Thursday
Erica Gary Yes gurl.. we all know the truth!
Lauryn Woods Ppl be stuntin and frontin..haha..Don't even
worry about it..Karma is a beotch!


Brianna Melvin I walk around like I'm da shyt becuz I am.. if you'd spend less time hatin on me and more time worryin abt urs, maybe ur man wouldnt be steppin out on you! Silly broad Updated on Thursday
Tony TeeMan Green I think I know who you're
talkin about..lol..
Andrea Story And dont he?? A damn shame I tell ya.. but
some females will never learn..oh wellz..


Brianna Melvin Hilarious that you claim your man luvs you yet he's always doggin you..When are you goin to realize how dumb you look?? I can't stop laughing...haha.. Updated on Friday

Nicole Fields if you got somethin to say to me, say it to my face! Don't go round talkin behind my back becuz trust it will get back to me..You know where to find me! Updated on Friday


Alums of Grambling State University, Nicole Fields and Brianna Melvin are now twenty-six year old working women and mothers. There are several tagged photos of the two of them together and over 30 mutual friends, which suggest that, at one point in time, the two were really close. Both now reside in New Orleans, LA and both are nurses (thankfully in two different areas) at Tulane University Hospital. Even still, with as many mutual friends and opportunities to see each other and have a grown-up sit down, its quite interesting that the two have resorted to Facebook to have their "conversation."

Nicole Fields just hates fake ppl...Go ahead and rock all the designer clothes and keep spendin your little paycheck in the mall..When we already know you broke and spendin ur child support checks for them outfits.. Updated on Saturday
Tricia White Weren't we talkin about that the other
day..a hot mess!People and their priorities..tsk..
Nicole Fields Yes we were..I can't stand when people try to act all high and mighty when theyre doing some shady stuff themselves
Tricia White I know! And they call themselves a woman..Girl,dont stress over that immature mess..You handle your business like a real woman. Keep doing you!


Brianna Melvin Don't be mad bcuz ur baby DADDIES wont give you money. Uggh..How old are we again? Don't you have somethin better to do than to worry about me? I dont have time for childish games with childish ppl...get a life! Updated on Saturday


**Grown women..'facebook fighting'?? How about we put all that passive-aggressiveness to the side and actually confront people if you have a problem with them? And yes, even though you dont say exactly who you're talking about, we all know who it is..While it may be a bit amusing, it is completely immature for BOTH parties involved..**

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Episode 8- Can I Buy a Clue?

Sara Brigham I hate that things like this always seem to happen to me... but I trust I'll get through it just like I did before Updated on Sunday.
Marie Levy What's going on Sara? You need to talk? Call me!
Dennis Hall U need me to beat someone up? Lemme know..

Sara Brigham Sometimes I don't know what to say..everyday it's something new..sigh.. Updated Monday

Sara Brigham I can't believe people! I mean, really? Did you think I wouldn't find out? And you call yourself a friend?? Updated on Tuesday
Krystal Collins Who you talking about? Do I know her? Is it who I think it is?
Sara Brigham Depends on who you think it is..lol.. but I doubt it..



Sara Brigham Only if I would've listened to my instincts...wouldn't be in this mess.. Updated on Wednesday

Sara Brigham hopes the news is good..don't think I can handle any bad news today Updated on Thursday.
Tracie Blue OMG, what's the matter Sara???
Jose Suarez I'll be praying for you Sara..
Marianne Smith Are you sick?
Erin Garrens Call me!! I tried calling you but it keeps going to voicemail..Hope you're okay!


Twenty-nine year old physician's assistant, Sara Brigham, spends most of her free time playing with her dog Cinnamon, a 3yr old collie. You can find them both out by the lake catching some sun or possibly on the boat doing some fishing with her dad and boyfriend, Jake near their home in Cape Cod, Mass.


Sara Brigham sigh.. just wanting things to work out...Can I finally get a break? Updated on Saturday


**Do you mean to be so ambiguous? Do you merely want attention?? I feel I can speak for myself when I say that most of us do not get on Facebook wanting to play 21 questions to figure out what's going on in your life..Either tell us what exactly is going on..or please keep it to yourself!

Episode 7-- So You a Thug Now?

Ricardo Perez Man, I be thuggin'..I be fresh..I be clean..With some Gucci shades and J's you ain't never seen...You don't wanna fck with me..I learned from the streets..I carry my heat.. Updated on Tuesday 3 people like this


Ricardo Perez I tell 'em ride on 'em!..Then they ride on 'em!..Get the line on 'em and squeeze the .9 on 'em!..Head shot, .40-Glock blow his mind on him.... Headin out wit my crew 2nite..get at us! Updated on Friday
Juan Velez Yo my nigga!! Where ya'll goin'? Txt me!
Ricardo Perez We headin 2 da strip! Cum roll wit us dawg!


Ricardo Perez Nigga we are, so ready 4 the war..C-A-R-T-E-R, put the beat in the ER...I'm colder than BR..add another 3 R's..watch me like a D-V-D-V-C-R..pump to your chest, I ain't talkin CPR.. Updated on Sunday

Ricardo Perez Gotta get my hustle on....Da block is def hot 2day! Updated Monday.


Ricardo and his 'crew' have spent much of their weekends out and about around town snapping pictures of themselves doing various activities. A quick look through one of his most recently added albums, you'll see Ricardo and his friends posing in front of their Chevy Impala lowriders, holding up the West side signs..Each of them have their own bling encrusted medallions around their necks.."Thugged out" reads the caption..A few of the crew are flashing their 'grillz' as well... Upon further examination however, one can get a closer look on who Ricardo really is. Several of his tagged photos include him and other members of Scranton Preparatory School's National Honor Society and Beta Club, as well as several of him tagged by his older sister, Gabby, of their family's Memorial Day bbq outside of their home in the Green Ridge neighborhood of Scranton, Pennsylvania.

Ricardo Perez I did what I wanted, niggas did what they could..A lion wouldn't cheat but a Tiger would..I only keep real niggas in my stable..A million dollar chain, I'm feeling like Gucci's label..So icy I really don't care Updated on Wednesday 6 people like this


**So you're on the Honor Roll yet still wanna consider yourself a 'thug'?? Riiight..Really, who are you trying to fool?

Monday, May 10, 2010

Episode 6 - Common Cents

Taylor Walker Thinks everyone should always say what's truely on they're minds..Those that matter, won't mind..and those that mind, don't matter.. Updated on Tuesday. 8 people like this

Taylor Walker About to loose my mind waiting in line at the bank...definately didn't think it would take this long..It's always when your in a rush that you have to slow down..I guess God has a funny since of humor.. Updated on Wednesday.

Taylor Walker Threw with work for the week! About to take a much needed brake and relax..maybe go out on the town...its always said: Work hard, play harder..i definately need too! Updated on Thursday.

A graduate from the University of Colorado at Denver, Taylor Walker has put his degree to work and become part of the presitigous team at Psomas, one of the leading engineering firms in the area. Taylor isn't just all work, work, work..His interests include sky-diving, rock climbing, jijitsu, and running marathons. Several photo albums on his page--ranging from a recent weekend trip to Lake Tahoe to a graduation present trip to Ireland, Spain and Germany--illustrate just how active he is in his free time.

Taylor Walker Back from Mexico...dont want to except that the work week is starting again..I got my piece of mind refreshed so I think I can make it..Their not going to stress me out this week at all!..I fill too good! Updated on Sunday 3 people like this


Taylor Walker Greatful for such a wonderful girlfriend! Told her that I'd forgotten my wallet at home and instead of making me weight til I got home for dinner, she bought me lunch! Gonna def hold on to her..dont wanna loose a good thing! love ya babes :) Updated on Monday 2 people like this
Gabby Sanchez Aww..Luv ya too!



Taylor Walker Not sure weather to leave work early or if I should get in some overtime..Trying to move foreword in the company...Gotta keep on keeping on! Updated on Monday


**I hear often that common sense isn't very common..and even the most book smart people can be fools sometimes..The next time you go to write a status, do me a favor..grab a dictionary (or go to dictionary.com if you so choose)and make sure what YOU'RE typing DEFINITELY makes SENSE!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Episode 5- Say What?!

Carrie MisZNDahPeNdenT Nicholls Cntdwn til Da End of Skool..8 DaYz Lef..Soo Xtra Xcited..GoNNa Be WiTH MaH BoYfRieND 2NiTee.ILY BaE!!...den Mah GuHz 2moRoW! CaNt w8t 2 sUmMer! Updated 9hrs ago.
Will.I.am Jackson ILY 2 BaE!!
Tiffani Minaj Brown ii cAnT w8 2 c yA h0ez!!

Carrie MisZNDahPeNdenT Nicholls c/o 2014 N dis bEyotch! iN tHa LiBRaRy LoOkIN aT A ReAlli FuNNi vid oNliNe..toLd dha liBraRian iTz 4 cLaSS but itZ Not ReAlli 4 cLaSS- Updated 7hrs ago.

Carrie MisZnDahPeNdenT Nicholls ii D0nT HaV t!mE FaKe peEpz..!f ur n0t REaLz..pLz STaY 0UT mII WaY W!T alL OF Ya DRaMa Updated 6hrs ago .
Ashlee Banks ii n0e!! ii gEt sooo tIRed of h0ez n mii bizness oR cUmN @ m3 wIt aLl dAt sHyt..sTay 0vA dEre!! LMAO



Carrie Nicholls is your typical teenager, bogged down with the weights of life: school, boys, and...that's about it. However, she is concluding her last year in middle school and about to enter high school. And, everyone knows that becoming a freshmen is right up there with finding the cure to cancer or creating world peace...i.e, "very serious." But, no worries, she makes sure to keep everyone updated on the complexities and 'struggles' of her day to day routines.




Carrie MisZnDahPeNdenT Nicholls iTz h0t..n im sTiLl wAitN on mii m0mmA 2 geT heRe N piCk m3 up 4m sK00l..MaN ii cAnT w8t til neXt suMMa wEn ii gEt mY l!cEnze...ii g0t a dAte 2 gIt reAdy 4!! MaNN!! Updated 5hrs ago


Carrie MisZnDahPeNdenT Nicholls GeTTn rEady 4 qt wItt MaH bae!! wE g0nNa go c nIghTMare 0n eLm sT!! ILY! tHanX 2 mii p0pz 4 gEtN oUr t!cKtz! :)..jUst wiSh hE'd huRRy bacc aLrEady!! Updated 3 hr ago

Carrie MisZnDahPeNdeNt Nicholls Juss mAde iT bAcc iN..sAw dem hAtn h0ez 4rm sK00l gIvn m3 n mii bAe da eVil eYe..bUt daTz k00l..hE'z ALL mine! dNt g!t iT tWiSted! hEaDn 2 bEd.. Updated 20mins ago .


** Is everyone 18 and under a secret spy for the CIA?? Is that the purpose of talking in code?? Is there a special class you take to learn how to do that?? Just so many questions..so many questions...but WHY?? I have a headache trying to decipher this stuff, so I don't even bother...

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Episode 4- Hallelujah and Hoes

Tyrik Jones is up and gettin ready for church. Thank God for all my blessings( my job and steady paycheck and my beautiful baby girl). Hope everyone has a blessed day. Remember ‘this is the day the Lord has made.. Updated on Sunday.

Tyrik JonesHappy Monday FB fam!Got to work and the boss called me into his office...was a bit worried until he told me he wanted to talk to me about a PROMOTION!All praises go to Jesus!! “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.. Updated on Monday 10 people like this
Kara MimsCongrats Tyrik! That’s great!
Moe WilliamsAmen! That’s whats up bro!
Nicole BlkBarbie Tates Can I borrow $5? j/k ...I’m happy for you!


Residing in the nation’s capital, Tyrik Jones recently relocated from LA to his current job at a local accounting firm. Just a glance at his page and one can easily infer that his love for his daughter is tremendous. Besides his profile picture, which is of his daughter sleeping soundly on his chest, there are several albums dedicating to the many milestones of 3yr old Brittanie’s life. His world, his reason for breathing he says.

Tyrik Jones IF THIS BYTCH TRIES TO KEEP ME FROM MY CHILD ONE MORE TIME!!>I HATE SCANDALOUS HOES.. WAT THE FUCC?!I’LL LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR MY LITTLE GIRL AND U WANNA PLAY SOME CHILDISH A$$ GAMES..MAN, FUCC DIS SHYT! Updated on Tuesday
Pat Mitchell Yo man.. don’t let that broad keep you down
Tyrik Jones Its da same shyt wit her all the time..fuccin tired of the drama


Tyrik Jones Been waiting on this crazy a$$ chic for a whole hr now!! She fuccin wastin my time AGAIN! Wish I could just take my babygirl and move to a diff country.. Tired of havin to deal with the shyt everytime i wanna spend time with my child! Updated on Tuesday

Tyrik Jones Different day.. same shyt...Thank God its almost the weekend Updated on Thursday

Tyrik Jones out for drinks with the fellas...came to relax but these lame a$$ niqqas in here wanna start shyt..I need a fuccin vacation from everything Updated on Friday

Tyrik Jones Spending the wknd at home with my angel.. watching her sleep and feeling beyond blessed. Words can’t express the love I have for my little girl. God is good..all the time.. Updated on Saturday


**No one's perfect..not even the holiest of the holy...but consistency is key..One minute you're singing the hallelujah chorus and then the next it's fucc da bytches?? What's really going on?

Episode 3- No Time to Kill

Jeremy Harris has 2 exams and an English paper due in the mornin..uggh.. got a D on my last Chem test..maybe I shud be studyin. Updated 12 hrs ago.

It’s the end of the semester and, like many other college students, 19 year old Jeremy Harris is dealing with the crunch of final exam and papers. With the beautiful spring weather and the plethora of end of the year parties at UNC Chapel Hill , Jeremy is fighting off many temptations and distractions. Having been a straight A student all throughout high school, Jeremy has vowed to continue his collegiate career with an outstanding GPA as well. After his first semester, and much to his dismay, his straight A streak had unfortunately ended. Jeremy, as well as his parents, was surprised to see several C’s and D’s among his final grades. “I don’t understand what happened,” he told them, “I study hard for every test and turn in all my assignments on time."

Jeremy Harris is now friends with Brittanie Dowdy, Faith Dennis, and 12 other people.Updated about 12 hrs ago.

Jeremy Harris
Jeremy just poached a little too much halibut in Cafe World! Jeremy’s chef special a JJ’s Place is Herbed Halibut today, but customers from Fishville are in and refuse to eat it! Jeremy is going to give 100 servings to each of his friends before they spoil! 11hrs ago via Café World Comment Get halibut


Jeremy Harris
Jeremy just saved Wayne's Giant Dino Egg in Cafe World!
Wayne’s kitchen was a mess, but Jeremy came to the rescue! With a little bit of spice, spoiled Giant Dino Egg is now ready to serve! To celebrate, Jeremy is sharing 100 servings with all his friends! 11hrs ago via Café World Get Dino Eggs


Jeremy Harris became a fan of After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W T F, Reading Someone’s status and thinking ‘oh shut the hell up’ and 14 other profiles. Updated 10 hrs ago.


Jeremy Harris
Jeremy needs help to Violently Break Up a Campaign Rally on Mafia Wars. Friends get a bonus for helping.9hrs ago via Mafia Wars Help Jeremy out.


Jeremy Harris
Jeremy helped Derrick fight off an Ultra-National Gang on Mafia Wars and wants you to help too. Friends get a bonus for helping.
8hrs ago via Mafia Wars Help Jeremy’s friend.


Jeremy Harris is now attending Party Hard, Party HarderUpdated 7 hrs ago.


Jeremy Harris > Cal Taylor Man, its 3 and I still haven’t started on that English paper..have u started? I wonder if he’d give an extension or sumthin?Updated 5hrs ago

Cal TaylorShyt... I only got 2 pgs... how many pages is it spose to be?
Jeremy Harris I think 6 pgs...ughhh I wasn't there last week at all... I don't feel like doin it
Cal Taylor You owe me a match on Madden...since ur not writing...bring your ass downstairs now!
Jeremy Harris Bring it beotch!


Jeremy Harris just woke up.. THREE HOURS late…missed both my exams and now have 20mins to finish a SIX page paper..FML.. Updated 10 mins ago




**You wanna make it to next semester? Maybe graduate in less than 6yrs?? How about working on those time management skills instead of playing Chef Boyardee??

Episode 2- Priorities Please

Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Miller is luvin her fam an her hubby..you hatin’ hoes can just kiss my a$$. Updated on Monday.

Shawanda, a 24 year old native of Detroit, is a stay at home mother of five whose interests include “hangin out with my gyrlz, takin care of my babies, and spendin’ time with my boo.”She has been linked “in a relationship with” (not “married to”) to 20yr old Curtis Wayne for about a year. Her favorite books are anything by Zane and The Coldest Winter Ever.In her about me section she quotes:<

Uhh, you want a bad bitch? Trina's the baddest
And I'm thick and fine from the cornbread and the cabbage, a savage
I would give you my number so you can have this
But I don't need the stalkin, prank calls or the madness
My ass like WHOA, my goodies incred-ible
I'm in this cheerleader skirt, and these legs flexible
You flippin and pushin and pushin to flip it
You can have an old lady, if I want you I ain't trippin
I got, my own money own cars own house
I can cook a meal same time and turn a nigga out
I'm the, example of what you want up on your team
But these Dior bags and my time gon' cost cream, uhh
Now I ain't gotta meet your momma, gimme dollars
Gimme Gucci, gimme Chanel, pearls and gimme Prada, uhh
A hood chick, I got yo' man, what a tragedy
He give me his paper to his plastic, I'm a bad bitch


Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Miller is on her grown woman status..You silly broadz aint got nothin’ onme..Don’t be mad cuz I can stay home an take care of mine..while you out their workin forchump change..Trickz r 4 kidz! Updated 11 hrs ago.

Trisha ParkerTell em! Hoes always hatin when you got it goin on and they don’t.I ain’t mad atcha! Imma come by and see you and the kids when I get off.
Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Miller Aight..just lemme know when.. Im bout to hit up the mall and get an outfit for this wknd.. Me and Tawanna goin clubbin’..u rollin with us? We gonna be sum fly bytches!


Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Millerlisted A'quidishana Miller, Trelaurenz Miller, K’yiama Tates, Tre’shaun Riley, and A’zayir Wayne as her children.Updated 11 hrs ago.

Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Miller has posted a new photo album My Babyiezz..
Included in this album are snapshots of her children. Several of her daughters, who seemingly are all under 6yrs old , each rocking heavy lip gloss with the infamous hands on the hip pose throwing up the peace sign. Her two sons are ‘fresh to def rocking their Jays’..from head to toe...Captioned underneath the pictures: “ain’t my babyiezz sexii? I already noe..bye hataz!’’ and for the girls “Dey already chuckin da deuces to all u hatin hoez”


Shawanda DaBaddestBytch Miller bout to go 2 dinner wit my baby daddy...lovin the way he luvs me..dont care wat da hatas say..he’s all MINE..so all u thirsty bytches can go kick rocks!Updated 4hrs ago.


**You're a lady--in fact, a mother with kids-- so could you possibly focus on being an adult and raising your children and instead of spending so much energy addressing the 'haters'? Just saying..

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Episode 1- Relationship Rollercoaster

Mia Hardwick is in a relationship and its complicated. Updated on Saturday.

Mia Hardwick I don’t know why dudes dont’ realize a good thing when they have it. But one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, so you need to realize what you have before you wake up and it’s gone! Updated on Saturday
7 people like this.

Mia, a 20 year old a sophomore at Savannah State University majoring in Business Administration, has been in a relationship for the past few months. There’s “the luv of my life” photo album with a few pictures of the couple cuddling up at her apartment and out to dinner. Interestingly enough, though her relationship status has said “in a relationship” until Saturday, said ‘boo’ has always been listed as ‘’single.” A minor overlook, she’s explained, he doesn’t get on Facebook that much. Which could be believable, yet upon further investigation, a quick glance at the “My niggaz” album that was recently posted on his profile last week, full of shots of him and his friends at several different night clubs, one could infer something completely different.

Mia Hardwick is now single. Updated on Sunday.

Mia Hardwick you know what? Fck u! I’m DONE! Tired of wasting my time on someone who doesn’t deserve me! You triflin’, no good, muthafcker..I’m so much better than all of this! Updated on Sunday.
Carrie Nunn I hear ya girl. Don't make nobody a priority whose just making you an option!
Mia Hardwick Thats wat I'm sayin..Tired of wastin my time on this bullshyt


Over the next few days, Mia’s friends flood her wall with “you deserve the best girl”, “Keep your head up”, “everything happens for a reason”posts. She thanks them all, and comments on how she is doing just fine. There is even a new photo album entitled “Single, Sexy, and Free” created and she’s uploaded several photos of her in the sexiest (i.e, the most revealing ) dresses she can find. Many of the captions include clever guilt-ridden phrases like “everything you’re missing out on” and “the best he DOESNT have.” Comments, as one can imagine, are numerous. Good for you Mia. If he’s not treating you like you should be treated, then you should move on...

Until today..

Mia Hardwick is now in a relationship. Updated 2hrs ago

Mia Hardwick is luvn her boo.. He is the best thing in the world that has happened to me and I thank God for him everyday!!!3 years going strong.. Luv ya babes! Updated 2hrs ago
Tracey B. Aww..ya'll are so cute!
Justin OhDatwasUrGirl Reed Hmm..this again?




**So sure, no relationship is perfect and we are all bound to have some rocky moments.. but MUST you take EVERYONE along on your roller coaster ride of a relationship? Save us the theatrics.. Let us know when it starts...and then when its FINALLY over